Posted 3 days ago

titwankz:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

(Source: chernovision)

Posted 3 days ago

sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

(Source: qothqueen)

Posted 3 days ago

coacalin:

coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.
Posted 3 days ago

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 

Posted 3 days ago

spanishskulduggery:

It’s really weird trying to explain the differences between Catholicism and other branches of Christianity to people who aren’t religious because it ultimately ends up, “Well this is Catholic, this is Catholic classic, this is Catholic-lite, this is diet Catholic, this is new taste less calories not as popular Catholic, and this is I can’t believe it’s not Catholic.”

Posted 3 days ago

therealgingerjedi:

IF YOU DONT LOVE A MOVIE WITH WHOOPI GOLDBERG AND DAME MAGGIE SMITH AS SASSY NUNS THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE I REALLY DONT

(Source: dontbesodroopy)

Posted 3 days ago

lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

image

(Source: lindsaylohoean)

Posted 3 days ago

vaniccio:

i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep

Posted 3 days ago

phirouzeh:

I will never get tired of this picture

(Source: interrobangbangbang)

Posted 3 days ago