Posted 1 week ago

thatfunnyblog:

parents: you need a haircut

me: image

(Source: ourselfs)

Posted 1 week ago
thenamallama:

One is not like the others

thenamallama:

One is not like the others

(Source: boogalood)

Posted 1 week ago

ratmother:

one time i was laughing with my sister and i said haha hokey pokey is kinda like sex. in out in out shake it all about. and she just looked at me dead in the eyes and ‘you put your right leg in’

(Source: transorochimaru)

Posted 1 week ago

nonelikerae:

Just searching for a place I’ll fit in.

Posted 1 week ago

spermbanker:

hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how

Posted 1 week ago

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

(Source: iheartladygaga)

Posted 1 week ago

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: bound2014)

Posted 1 week ago

bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

image

(Source: heteroh)

Posted 1 week ago

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

Posted 1 week ago