Posted 1 day ago
thenamallama:

One is not like the others

thenamallama:

One is not like the others

(Source: spooky-donut)

Posted 1 day ago

ratmother:

one time i was laughing with my sister and i said haha hokey pokey is kinda like sex. in out in out shake it all about. and she just looked at me dead in the eyes and ‘you put your right leg in’

(Source: transorochimaru)

Posted 1 day ago

nonelikerae:

Just searching for a place I’ll fit in.

Posted 1 day ago

spermbanker:

hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how

Posted 1 day ago

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

(Source: iheartladygaga)

Posted 1 day ago

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: bound2014)

Posted 1 day ago

bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

image

(Source: heteroh)

Posted 1 day ago

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

(Source: stabmeintheneck)